Posts Categorized: tweets

Going solo

He’d always get his ticket and the one for the next seat passenger. For him travelling first class on the train meant not having to deal with anyone else.

Já vivi muito

​O revisor deste comboio diz “Boa viagem.” como quem deseja uma passagem suave por esta vida terrena. 

A Match Made In Heaven

Sweet potatoes and mustard. If your latitude doesn’t support Autumn, then you’re missing out. Big time.

Fixing S vs C

Jogos de Solteiros vs. Casados em que as esposas dos Casados dormem com os Solteiros na noite anterior. #IFixedItForYou

Set it, and remember it

Whenever you hear the word “automatic” think of the word “maintenance”. “Set it and forget it” is a mirage.